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Friday, September 18, 2015

An hastag called #SingleToStupor is really creating a scene on twitter


The hastag  #SingleToStupor   created a hilarious scene yesterday and it is still trending till todayBelow are some of the tweets from  #SingleToStupor




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  2. All these songs and no one to cuddle while hearing em
  3. This one don turn God to Achebe. SMH ": because God is busy writing the best love story for me "
  4. Lmaoooooooooooooo ZBE! ": Lmao btw I see you trended on Twitter today "

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  6. Y'all need to be more like me. I know exactly why I'm educated, God-fearing, a virgin, and still
  7. When someone laughs at something and makes a pig sound afterwards! (seriously! You should be in a farm)
  8. Phone is now a game boy cos no calls coming in.
  9. When you get home and yell 'honey am home' and it echo's, then you remember that you are
  10. you might meet your other half .

  11. Yo tweets be killing me though
  12. because the only text that wakes you in the morning is from 4100, 5020, 55336
  13. You are When you feel better about someone’s break up, just so you can finally have someone to be single with.
  14. the worst is when you're and people keep arguing with you that you're not ... like is it your single-to-stuporship ?
  15. When you post "Thanks for your acceptance" on a girls wall after she accepted your friend request
  16. Letting you phone battery die and not even bothering to charge it because no one is texting you
  17. When a message comes in to your phone but you don't bother to check because it is probably Jeremiah23 or Caller Tunes
  18. When you send yourself good morning bae texts
  19. When you cook jollof rice, snap and caption "for bae" but in reality it's your dog who's gonna be eating it
  20. My gawd! *ROTFreakinFL* lmfaooooooo ": when the only time you hear the word boo, is when you fart."
  21. Everyday compliments, everyday wash yet nothing to show for it
  22. When you wake up to 18msgs and 17 were sent by etisalat
  23. When your ex has had numerous relationships after you but you're still there
  24. When they start saying you have Bsc, Msc, MA, LLM, LLB but no M-A-N
  25. When you can't bring a guy home because your family will start planning the wedding
  26. When people ask what you look for in a guy and you're just staring like "I don't even know again, bring the one you have
  27. Getting no good morning text messages because you're
  28. When everyone is going on baecation but you're
  29. When you're tired of explaining why you're single and make up imaginary bae
  30. When you take fire selfies and can only send to your friends... Because
  31. "why are you single?". Answer: "I am just too busy with work, school etc for a relationship" but you know you are not busy
  32. When you treat your hair and it smells all honey and lemony but no bae to sniff it as you cuddle
  33. When you can't remember what being in a relationship feels like
  34. when people are talking relationship twitter but you're lost
  35. Lol at this TT.
  36. ": Only your friends' junior brothers trynna holla at you "
  37. When your group chat is the only thing that makes your phone alive
  38. when you wear a freakum dress but no bae to show it to
  39. when you talk to yourself about your day because, no bae.
  40. Realizing you got FIRE nudes but no one to send it to
  41. Reaching the "one year +, single" benchmark and not realizing
  42. Please come and cheat on me

  43. Nearly 2 hours in a meeting and came back to 0 notifications on my phone.
  44. If you're a female and you're reading this, you're Bae
  45. If Falz continues this way, another hit (like Karishika) and more crazy lines like , he cud take over d industry soon.
  46. Sounds great to me! Finally getting some rescue from
  47. . I can't take anymore
  48. .... Sleek.

  49. Fammmmmmm...epp me pls,save a brother

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